How to Cook Boxed Macaroni

Step 1: Get a pot.

Step 2: Put some water in it.

Step 3: Put it on the stove.

Step 4: Turn it on high.

Step 5: Call your mom and yell at her for never teaching you basic life skills.

Step 6: when it boils, turn it on medium and open the box. (don't forget to take out the cheese packet)

Step 7: Dump the noodles in and get out your other ingredients.

-milk (or suppliments, or water if you're broke)
-butter (or suppliments)
-emptiness and despair
-poverty




Step 8: Poke the noodles with a fork and try one. If you think it tastes good, the noodles are probably done... unless you are a freak that likes soggy/crunchy noodles. (prime time is at 7 minutes usually)
DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE NOODLES OR THIS WILL HAPPEN

Step 9: Get a strainer (or a colander if you wanna be extra) and put it in the sink, then dump that ish into it and lift and shake till the water is gone, then dump it into the pot again.

Step 10: Cry

Step 11: put some butter, milk and cheese into the pot. Stir it, and put however much you think looks good. Anyone who tells you that there is a certain ratio of cheese packet to milk, or that it matters what you put in first is a dirty liar.

Step 12: Eat that ish straight from the pot because we all know you don't have any clean dishes.

Step 13: If you wanna get fancy, add in any combination of these ingredients:

-Cream of mushroom
-Hamburger (or ground soyburger stuff if you're me)
-Tuna (or Tofu if you don't hate animals)
-Peas, broccoli, corn, etc...
-extra cheese of any kind






PROTIP: If you really want to impress someone, mix in some velveeta, grate up some extra cheese (or buy a pre-shredded packet) and sprinkle it over the top, then place it in a glass dish and bake it for a few minutes. It's like slightly more adult kid's cuisine.

This stuff was bomb. I rarely had it though because I was too poor.

Remember, If you are over 14 and you had to look up how to cook boxed macaroni online, go tell your parents that they are failing at life. (unless you are in a unique circumstance. In that case, I'm so sorry about this entire article. Please don't be offended... take my money.)