How to go VIRAL in 10 easy steps. (not clickbait)

          If you've ever wondered how to be valued as a human being in the modern world, look no further. Everyone knows that the most important thing about your content is how many views it gets. Everyone knows that the quality of a channel's content is directly related to their subscriber count! It's a fact of life. If you don't have over 1.5k twitter followers, you are a worthless human being and there is something very wrong with you. Tweet This!

          So, here are 10 easy steps to going viral...and finally finding the self worth you've been looking for all of your un-famous life...because we all know that famous people are sooooooo stable.

Step #1: Find the biggest creators out there, and copy their every move. Make sure to mix it up by copying the trends of more than just a few creators, but stick to their niche. They know what they're doing, so follow their lead!

Step #2: Always jump on the latest trend. It doesn't matter if you HATE DIY galaxy videos, or you feel like a soulless beast with a void space where your creativity used to dwell. DIY Galaxy macaroni from the dollar store gets VIEWS. You need views...so get with the trends.

Step #3: Find other smaller channels, comment something generic on their video, then ask for a "sub 4 sub". This mysterious and annoying practice isn't spam... it's the only way you can survive as a small creator.

Step #4: Spam big YouTubers and Bloggers with messages in the comments section that looks something like this: "Hi, I'm a small creator and I LOVE making YouTube videos. I make content just like (insert creator's name here). PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO ME!!! I'LL SUBSCRIBE BACK I PROMISSSSEEE!"

Step #5: Don't listen to constructive criticism... they're just haters disguised as well-meaning people who say they're trying to help...but they are LYING. Don't even give them the time of day... just brush them off  and "eff the haterzz".

Step #6: Coddle your viewers. After you BEG them to subscribe to you, make sure to pander to their every whim. You can forget about creating original content with an actual message or purpose. Give them what they want at all costs. Just don't sell out. (see step #7)

Step #7: NEVER sell out. If you accept any form of sponsorship, your viewers will leave in droves. It doesn't matter that as a small creator you literally live off of sponsorship opportunities, and it certainly doesn't make a difference if you personally use and support the product you are advertising. MAKING MONEY WITH YOUR PASSIONS IS A SIN!

Step #8: Make reaction videos... that's all.

Step #9: CLICKBAIT!!!
Some viewers will complain, and sure, you'll lose your credibility and slowly build up trust issues with your audience, but it's literally the only way to get anyone to look at your stuff... it's not like accurate metadata, descriptions and titles have anything to do with building a loyal audience that actually wants to be there.

Step #10: Find something to hate and capitalize off of it. Make fun of people, start drama and be obnoxious. People online love drama and they love to find someone to hate watch. If you have thick skin and you are amused by constant trolling and lynch mobs, get with it and watch the cash roll in.

Remember kids, the internet is a lovely place filled with wonderful people who are all out to make your life better. Always follow the advice you see online... especially if they don't back it up with any sources! Tweet This!