10 reasons you should vote for Donald Trump

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       Whether you are a Republican, Democrat, or somewhere in-between, here are the HUGE reasons you should vote for Donald J. Drumpf. oops... sorry, I meant Trump. Now, I don't typically get into politics online, but something about this man lit a fire of political passion underneath me... and I just can't hold it in any longer. I'm proud to say that I am a Trump supporter, and here's why.

1. No matter what the biased liberal media tells you, he truly does value women! ...if you're a "10", blonde, below 35, thin, a little ditzy, or a preteen that is...
   
   
2. He knows what he's doing! That's why he said he was "smart" for admitting to not paying taxes for years on a national debate stage. That's why he speaks out against shipping our American jobs to china when that was his main strategy as a business man. That's why he re-enforces all of his statements with grandiose and repetitive language.

   

   We know Donny... we know.

    
3. Those tapes are just a distraction from the real issues. Because bragging about sexual assault is just "locker room talk", and we should be focusing on what someone who isn't running for president did decades ago instead...because his wife is the only other option. That's why all of the other 4 candidates dropped out of their third party races.
   

   

   HEY! It's normal! All men are pigs, right? Give Donny a break!

4. Even if he is a disgusting, creepy old man with corrupt business practices; YOU HAVE TO VOTE FOR HIM! He's our only hope! If you don't vote for Donald Trump, you will have singlehandedly caused the collapse of all that is good and wholesome about our culture by allowing the worst fate possible... the rise of the demon God, Hilary Rodham Clinton. That's right, your vote and support of a third party candidate is not an expression of moral protest, but the intentional destruction of the entire free world. Plus, he apologized.
5. Trump will do away with the neo-liberal, feminazi communists who have been corrupting our culture with so called "equal rights". UNLESS THEY'RE HOT!
6. We have a two party system. You only have two choices, and you have to vote...but only if it's for my candidate. tweet this!
7. Trump knows how to manipulate the lowest common denominator. This skill is key to controlling the masses and convincing the weaker and poorer folks of what's really the truth. This quality is a long held qualification for any U.S President, and Trump is the only man who can accomplish this huge task. It's gonna be great!
8. What do you have to lose?

   

   The way he uses the third person still freaks me out...

9. The Blacks are living in hell... and it's their fault. It's all their fault. Trump is going to slap some sense into them so the police stop having to shoot them! (Honestly, I felt dirty writing this. I couldn't even get out half of the words I had to type... and this is satire.)
10. Morality, humanity and basic decency is the last thing that we have ever been concerned with in a presidential election. It's all about policy, and although Trump has had no experience in government, he's a business man! He'll be fine... right?

BONUS ROUND: His temperament is exemplary. He is totally in control of his impulses... he just has an "Alpha personality"; and frankly, that's what a true commander in chief needs!

At least HRC tried to hide her nasty.

To all of my fellow Trump supporters out there, remember to get out and vote on November 28th!  Join me on NOVEMBER 28TH to make America great again!Tweet this